Holding signs in pictures
The Douche List
Prefacing gossip with “I love them so much, but…”
Using social networking to post pictures of your new material objects
“Just another shopping day…I’m SO bad”
Saying you’d like a “mani/pedi”
“I’m like really chill”
Taking more than 30 seconds to prepare your coffee in public
Bringing electronics to a restaurant to entertain your child
Decorative jean pocket stitching
Wide black belts
Wearing a regular bra with a sleeveless top
